I found the following gem nestling within the Askimet folder of the main blog, and I’ve only just finished rolling around with laughter after reading it:

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Nope. Clearly not done laughing yet! Thank you, blabliblo6! XD

Oh, and here’s another (much shorter) gem, courtesy of isonsisee:

You will come thru it, believe me
Now I dont have to feel so intimated by science! this the world is your oyster 

It’s like The Tao of Spam. Oh hey… someone should curate that book!