{"id":409,"date":"2011-08-14T14:30:46","date_gmt":"2011-08-14T14:30:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/ponderings\/?p=32"},"modified":"2011-08-14T14:30:46","modified_gmt":"2011-08-14T14:30:46","slug":"you-would-have-laughed-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/14\/you-would-have-laughed-too\/","title":{"rendered":"You would have laughed, too ;)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/ponderpics\/penguinhump01.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"561\" height=\"232\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So there Mar was, whizzing around the Sn@tch sale, when a giant penguin av started bumping around the nearby doorway&#8230; and then promptly started humping her O.o<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/ponderpics\/penguinhump.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"700\" height=\"700\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve changed his name, to protect his&#8230; er&#8230; feathers? *grins*<\/p>\n<p>Mar: Nice. Haven&#8217;t had a shag in a while!<br \/>\nMar: Cheers, mate! ;)<br \/>\nMr Penguin: :D<br \/>\nMar: Penguin suit&#8217;s especially nice.<br \/>\nMr Penguin: you soo hot tho<br \/>\nMar blows kisses. And you&#8217;re&#8230; kinda cute<br \/>\nMar: For a pengie<br \/>\nMr Penguin: :D<br \/>\nMar: Thanks for the giggle &lt;3<br \/>\nMr Penguin: i can be human too :p<br \/>\nMr Penguin: lol<br \/>\nMr Penguin: np<br \/>\nMar: Now lemme go shop! :p<br \/>\nMr Penguin: ok<br \/>\nMr Penguin: have fun<br \/>\nMar: You too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So there Mar was, whizzing around the Sn@tch sale, when a giant penguin av started bumping around the nearby doorway&#8230; and then promptly started humping her O.o I&#8217;ve changed his name, to protect his&#8230; er&#8230; feathers? *grins* Mar: Nice. Haven&#8217;t had a shag in a while! Mar: Cheers, mate! ;) Mr Penguin: :D Mar: Penguin suit&#8217;s especially nice. Mr Penguin: you soo hot tho Mar blows kisses. And you&#8217;re&#8230; kinda cute Mar: For a pengie Mr Penguin: :D Mar: Thanks&#8230;<\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more\"><a class=\"btn btn-default\" href=\"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/blog\/2011\/08\/14\/you-would-have-laughed-too\/\"> Read More<span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Read More<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[148],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-409","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-its-fun-being-an-avatar-8"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=409"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/409\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=409"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=409"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.sl4nowt.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=409"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}